{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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