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{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}

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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}

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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}