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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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