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Maigret and the Killer is a 1969 detective novel by the Belgian writer Georges Simenon featuring his character Jules Maigret. The book was translated into English by Shaun Whiteside.
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Christopher Jake Newberry is an American former professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Kansas City Royals.
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Despoina Botsi, commonly known as Despo Botsi, was a Souliot woman who went down in history for her resistance