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Andrew Kay Womrath (1869–1939) was an American artist who became well known in France, although he was not widely recognized in the United States.
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Cardamine bulbosa, commonly called bulbous bittercress or spring cress, is a perennial plant in the mustard family. It is native to a widespread area of eastern North America, in both Canada and the United States. Its natural habitat is moist soils of bottomland forests and swamps, often in calcareous areas.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Ways and Means (Colman play)","displaytitle":"Ways and Means (Colman play)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q124570669","titles":{"canonical":"Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)","normalized":"Ways and Means (Colman play)","display":"Ways and Means (Colman play)"},"pageid":75982581,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Ways_and_Means_%281788_play%29.jpg/330px-Ways_and_Means_%281788_play%29.jpg","width":320,"height":372},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Ways_and_Means_%281788_play%29.jpg","width":618,"height":718},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1246894562","tid":"c67e0c47-7845-11ef-893d-e2933f6e3fa4","timestamp":"2024-09-21T18:17:35Z","description":"1788 play","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ways_and_Means_(Colman_play)"}},"extract":"Ways and Means; Or, a Trip to Dover is a 1788 comedy play by the British writer and theatre manager George Colman the Younger. It premiered at the Theatre Royal, Haymarket in London with a cast that included John Bannister as Sir David Dunder, John Palmer as Random, James Brown Williamson as Scruple, James Aickin as Old Random, Howard Usher as Paul Peery, Lydia Webb as Lady Dunder and Elizabeth Kemble as Harriet. Its Irish premiere was at the Crow Street Theatre in Dublin on 24 April 1793.","extract_html":"
Ways and Means; Or, a Trip to Dover is a 1788 comedy play by the British writer and theatre manager George Colman the Younger. It premiered at the Theatre Royal, Haymarket in