{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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